April 2011
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Sitting in airports always reminds me of the first time I ever stepped inside of one. I was a little kid and my parents were taking me and my brother, James to Georgia to visit our grandparents. As soon as we got to the gate, James and I threw our bags and jackets in random directions and sat down to play our video games. “Boys!” My dad snapped at us. “Get your stuff out of those...
March 2011
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You know those things you’re always doing to make me feel bad about myself? I could do without them.
When I close my eyes I feel like I’m floating. If I keep them closed for too long, the room starts to spin. This is what happens when I drink too much. I should probably open my eyes before I puke on myself.
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How do you know your mate loves you more than anyone else? How do you know you mate isn’t just settling for you because their first choice wasn’t interested or was already taken?
Am I the only one that wants to be the first choice? Does anyone else care wether or not they are number one in their lover’s heart? Is it a question too many people are afraid to ask? Should those of...
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Why do people think I care about their kids?
I can’t decide who I hate more. Rich people or happy people. Maybe rich, happy people.
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She Does Anal
“You got it all wrong”, I said. ”She’s not suppose to enjoy it. Who wants a dick in their ass? What makes it fun is the fact that she doesn’t like it but she lets you put it in there anyway just to make you happy. She cares more about pleasing you than she does about her own anus. It’s called submission. Besides, it’s not like your causing any...
Trying (maybe too hard) to be romantic
I want to share one body with you. I want to breathe you in. I want to dissolve into you. Press your lips to mine so hard that it hurts. I wouldn’t pull away. I could never hold you tight enough. I would trade my soul to feel your skin against mine. This is the dream that you inspire in me. I can’t look at you or even take a breath without the most intense and desperate desire to be...
James: Why are you following all these male porn stars on Twitter?
Me: Cuz they get to fuck bad bitches all day! Show some respect.
October 2010
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“I can’t wait for someone to hurt you.”
September 2010
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Bros Before Hoes ?
Shaking and in tears, the woman I have secretly been in love with for most of my life had just stood outside my car window and told me that she wished the baby was mine. But it never would be. I couldn’t speak. I think I even stopped breathing for a few minutes. All I could so was stare blankly off at the traffic in the distance and try to remember how to make my mouth work. There is no doubt...
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Things People Say To Me
Him: It looks like you're not even trying anymore. Like you've just given up completely.
Me: Yeah. There's a good reason for that.
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T-Boned On My Way To McDonald's
It didn’t happen in slow motion like in the movies. I saw the other car coming at me in real time. Because I’m such a good driver I sometimes forget that there are fucking idiots out there that don’t know what to do at a stop sign. So, in a way, I guess you could say that I’m to blame for the wreck. I should never assume that a person in another car isn’t a dumbass.
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Things People Say To Me
Her: Do you care about ANYTHING?
Me: Not anymore.
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“You shouldn’t make assumptions about people you don’t know. ...”
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April 2010
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“I’m turning off my phone so I don’t have to hear it not ring when she doesn’t...”
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“You cannot apologize for the shitty things you do on purpose.”
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“Is there such a thing as a part-time misogynist? Sometimes I think my heart...”